Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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