She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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