I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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