idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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