You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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