If i come over, it means nothing
420 ftw
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
