Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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