just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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