I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Randomize
