North Korea, Best Korea!
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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