Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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