ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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