And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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