ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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