Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
You may now shotgun with the bride
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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