you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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