Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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