The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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