Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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