great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Randomize
