do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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