My hand turned me down
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
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