Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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