Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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