Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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