You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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