Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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