chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
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