Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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