That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I have grass duct taped all over my body
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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