I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
The feeling are messing with the penis
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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