OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I think my vagina is haunted
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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