Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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