I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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