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I am spending my child support on dildos
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
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I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
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