what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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