Having a random hookup so left but love u
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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