I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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