Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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