You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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