from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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