if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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