Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
We just shotgunned beers for America
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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