She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize