if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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