We should be called the Road Head Warriors
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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