Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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