ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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