YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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