we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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