She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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