how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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