it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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