...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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