Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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