so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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